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PlanetCrap's Request-a-Feature Thread
December 27th 2003, 23:13 CET by zimbardo_ugly

You know we need one of these.

I'll start off by kindly pointing how useful it would be to make the web interface display the last X (configurable) posts in a thread along with the unread threads, so that I can see what the first displayed poster is jibbleing about without manually shaving the address to the offset and lowering the post number. Also, it would be neat if those posts already read would be marked somehow (perhaps tinted background / font). Thank you.
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#40 by Ryslin
2003-12-28 13:00:54
(waves piece of paper)
Would that require Bailey to come rip them off?

Zang! Who is that, running over the desert! It is Ryslin, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you beyond mortal comprehension, then bake cookies!"
#41 by The_Joker
2003-12-28 13:01:07
http://www.jackinworld.com
I think curryman has his own boobz as well.


And so do i, by the way.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
#42 by Ryslin
2003-12-28 13:02:59
(waves piece of paper)
Do you keep them on the fireplace mantel then? Boobz are very difficult to carry around.

Zang! Who is that, running over the desert! It is Ryslin, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you beyond mortal comprehension, then bake cookies!"
#43 by The_Joker
2003-12-28 13:36:14
http://www.jackinworld.com
I hide them in my shirt. Doesn't always work however.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
#44 by Matt Davis
2003-12-28 18:01:25
http://looroll.com
Planetcrap owes you nothing.

Troll, troll, troll your post, gently down the page...
#45 by bago
2003-12-28 18:45:29
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Yarr, that was a fun meme to create.

You DARE to worship a god other than Allah? Allah does not know who this "Ctulhu" character is, kufr, but when he finds out he is going to kick that Jew deity down a flight of fucking stairs.
#46 by Bailey
2003-12-28 21:02:12
get your own. I heard they are freely shipped from california.

Not free, but of obvious quality. Not work safe either, natch.

re: Avatar Icon
#47 by The_Joker
2003-12-29 03:58:01
http://www.jackinworld.com
wow!

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
#48 by Sgt Hulka
2003-12-29 04:37:50
Wow indeed Joker, that game looks Stalky!

#49 by lwf
2003-12-29 04:49:28
Post more pics of the girl you're banging, Joker.

We're wood screws, all of our lives
#50 by Warren Marshall
2003-12-29 04:53:52
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
If you have to live vicariously through Joker, I think you should introduce your mouth to the business end of a shotgun.

Respawn Games
Open your mind, let the beatings begin.
#51 by lwf
2003-12-29 04:55:39
Post more pics of the girl you're banging, Warren.

We're wood screws, all of our lives
#52 by Dumdeedum
2003-12-29 04:56:19
http://www.dumdeedum.com
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Oblivion Lost?  Snappy title.  I do notice a lot of the screenshots have a fairly HL2 vibe to them though, the whole industrial wasteland/urban decay thing which I'm guessing is a sort of graphical offshoot from the WW2 games.

Game experience may change during online play.
#53 by Warren Marshall
2003-12-29 05:37:13
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
#51 lwf
Post more pics of the girl you're banging, Warren.

The shotgun is in the mail.

Respawn Games
Open your mind, let the beatings begin.
#54 by hangedmanAG
2003-12-29 06:41:49
www.livejournal.com/users/hangedman_ag/
re:  S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

While I commend anyone who thinks that Andrei Tarkovsky's 1979 movie, or Strugratsky's  book that it was based on (that is out-of-print in the U.S. according to Amazon) is a surefire winner of a license, I hope they don't expect to get the recognition that it should.

Still, great idea for a game in my book.  Hope they don't screw it up.

"I'm not so dumb that I'm making conclusions built on top of baseless speculation." - CultureShock
#55 by Bailey
2003-12-29 06:50:48
Not surprisingly, this is the fourth or fifth time someone has "discovered" and "shared" the Stalker link on PC.

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#56 by Warren Marshall
2003-12-29 07:25:42
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Is Stalker a secret of some kind?  I've known about this game, seemingly, for years now.

Respawn Games
Open your mind, let the beatings begin.
#57 by Bailey
2003-12-29 07:32:21
It's a magical secret, the kind you get to discover over and over, with the experience being fresh and surprising each and every time.

re: Avatar Icon
#58 by Sgt Hulka
2003-12-29 07:37:23
I like Sabrina's cat (Sabrina the teenage witch)
He's cool AND he can play the drums!

You don't see that too often, not with todays drum machines and all

Freaking ZZTop ruined it for cat drumming!!!!!

#59 by Gunp01nt
2003-12-29 11:38:08
supersimon33@hotmail.com
How can you lose oblivion anyway? It would make more sense if the title was: "S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Oblivion Forgotten".

"We need to eliminate redundant trolls and consolidate our trolling interests into one streamlined mega-troll."
-Bailey
#60 by Bailey
2003-12-29 12:14:07
I lose oblivion about four nights a week.

re: Avatar Icon
#61 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2003-12-29 12:48:22
deathkillerint@hotmail.com
TROLLY WHERE U AT MANG

`Sup Joker, FAVICON

/me high-fives DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
#62 by jafd
2003-12-29 13:00:01
#61 DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
TROLLY WHERE U AT MANG

`Sup Joker, FAVICON


Ask me about your mother.
#63 by zimbardo_ugly
2003-12-29 13:35:00
zimbardo_ugly@hotmail.com
I cannot really blame people for re-discovering S.T.A.L.K.E.R., since I myself largely ignored it and didn't listen to all the fanboism paid in advance - but then I saw that movie in which night falls in real time, with every shadow in the huge city seemingly obeying it and everything tinted purple in the sunset leaving you are alone with an AK in a dark city full of monsters. Even the night time is not just one kind of black - there is moonlight and fog and whatnot. I watched that movie a "so lonely" number of times and am now fully prepared to replace all the intestines of my PC once it comes out, if necessary.

"Warez non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem"
#64 by zimbardo_ugly
2003-12-29 13:35:00
zimbardo_ugly@hotmail.com
I cannot really blame people for re-discovering S.T.A.L.K.E.R., since I myself largely ignored it and didn't listen to all the fanboism paid in advance - but then I saw that movie in which night falls in real time, with every shadow in the huge city seemingly obeying it and everything tinted purple in the sunset leaving you are alone with an AK in a dark city full of monsters. Even the night time is not just one kind of black - there is moonlight and fog and whatnot. I watched that movie a "so lonely" number of times and am now fully prepared to replace all the intestines of my PC once it comes out, if necessary.

"Warez non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem"
#65 by zimbardo_ugly
2003-12-29 13:35:16
zimbardo_ugly@hotmail.com
Twice?

"Warez non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem"
#66 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2003-12-29 14:58:59
deathkillerint@hotmail.com
#61 DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION

TROLLY WHERE U AT MANG

`Sup Joker, FAVICON


I DON'T GET IT JAFD WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

AND HOW ARE YOU QUOTING ME WHEN YOU HAVE ME ON IGNORE

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A OSTRAKON

/me high-fives DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
#67 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2003-12-29 14:59:54
deathkillerint@hotmail.com
AND MORN CAN U HURRY THE HELL UP AND FIX THESE AVATAR THINGS I NEED TO ADD ANOTHER FINGER

/me high-fives DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
#68 by Warren Marshall
2003-12-29 15:05:16
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
#62 jafd
#61 DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
TROLLY WHERE U AT MANG



`Sup Joker, FAVICON

'Sup jafd

Respawn Games
Open your mind, let the beatings begin.
#69 by Jibble
2003-12-29 15:31:20
How about a feature that shows how many yes/no votes a topic has on it vs. how many it needs to get in, so we don't end up with topics that wait days upon days to get inducted because lazy people assume others will vote it in.  (Note: please don't do this because it will open up the system to loads of abuse, I'm just pimping my new topic)

P.S. New topic in the bin.

The five percent nation of harmful free radicals
#70 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2003-12-29 16:05:18
deathkillerint@hotmail.com
Sorry Jibble, but I voted no.  Your topic is poorly fleshed out and has little discussion potential.  Frankly, I don't feel it meets Planetcrap's standards.

/me high-fives DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
#71 by lwf
2003-12-29 16:09:36
I voted yes for the same reasons.

We're wood screws, all of our lives
#72 by Creole Ned
2003-12-29 16:11:31
I voted no. I wrote a similar topic last year and at least put in the minimal effort to provide a few links and a summary of the past year. No effort = no vote. This is what democracy looks like!

"I don't bemoan the great paste" - LPMiller
#73 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2003-12-29 16:12:54
deathkillerint@hotmail.com
PUT A LINK TO GOATSE AND CREOLE NED WILL QUICKLY CHANGE HIS MIND

/me high-fives DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
#74 by Jibble
2003-12-29 16:15:21
I should write a new topic to contain all the blathering about who voted which way on what topic.

The five percent nation of harmful free radicals
#75 by jafd
2003-12-29 16:44:24
Just draw up a chart depicting who is sucking off whom. It would be just as accurate and more honest.

Ask me about your mother.
#76 by Duality
2003-12-29 17:10:06
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
I lose oblivion about four nights a week.

I thought that was losing to oblivion!

Duality [bunge shot bonus] +10G
#77 by ...an ethereal being...
2003-12-29 17:15:03
The site could use a link harvester that stores the URL's in a searchable database with a timestamp.  Two advantages.  One, it would cut down on the apparent horror of repeated URL's.  Two, if someone does repeat a URL, then the "Dude, that link is like so four months, twelve days, eight hours and fifteen minutes ago" posting could be really accurate.

"PlanetCrap, your #1 source of handy tips on how to use household detritus and Barbie analogues to make you completely unattractive to the opposite sex." - m0nty
#78 by lwf
2003-12-29 17:20:28
I think all posts should be anonymous.

We're wood screws, all of our lives
#79 by chris
2003-12-29 19:14:52
cwb@shaithis.com http://www.cerebraldebris.com
I think the site should have a text-to-speech feature, but all it does is make muted trumpet sounds, like Charlie Brown's teachers.

-chris
#80 by jjohnsen
2003-12-29 19:16:25
http://www.johnsenclan.com
waa wa waaa wa wa.
#81 by Chunkstyle
2003-12-29 19:58:25
Chris wins.

I put the lime in the coconut, I drank it all up.
#82 by bago
2003-12-29 20:19:25
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Just loop this in your media player while browsing the site.




(took for freaking ever to find that wav file. Who knew there was a porn star named charlie brown?)

You DARE to worship a god other than Allah? Allah does not know who this "Ctulhu" character is, kufr, but when he finds out he is going to kick that Jew deity down a flight of fucking stairs.
#83 by Your Friend
2003-12-29 20:25:14
When Stalker is released, it will suffer the Deus Ex 2 fate of "on my real world graphics card and system, the graphics look ok but nowhere near as nice as in the screenshots and videos".

Capt. Obvious, Over & Out!

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#84 by Creole Ned
2003-12-29 20:28:26
At least Stalker won't ship with Xbox settings. And anyone who actually spells the name out as S.T.A.L.K.E.R. deserves to be pummeled with an olive loaf.

"I don't bemoan the great paste" - LPMiller
#85 by chris
2003-12-29 20:33:51
cwb@shaithis.com http://www.cerebraldebris.com
At least the olives in olive loaf mask the piquant flavor of pig-ass that one finds in normal balogna.

-chris
#86 by Gunp01nt
2003-12-29 20:42:47
supersimon33@hotmail.com
If I take the trouble to spell out S.T.A.L.K.E.R., I expect no less than a pummeling with O.L.I.V.E. L.O.A.F.S.

"We need to eliminate redundant trolls and consolidate our trolling interests into one streamlined mega-troll."
-Bailey
#87 by Jibble
2003-12-29 20:44:45
I wonder what S.C.O.T.T. M.I.L.L.E.R. thinks about acronym names with periods.

The five percent nation of harmful free radicals
#88 by Your Friend
2003-12-29 21:02:08
I think chris just said that Deus Ex 2 is pig's ass.  Can't say I entirely disagree.

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#89 by chris
2003-12-29 21:04:39
cwb@shaithis.com http://www.cerebraldebris.com
DX2 was the best game I played in 2003.

Other than earlier in the year when I replayed DX for the fifth time.

-chris
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